sourcedumal:

So where all the white folks who talk about how rap dont talk about the issues?

Yall betta reblog the fuck outta this

(Source: cartoonsandcheerios, via merchgurl)

18,071 notes

fearinthewind:

this skull chair is fucking ridiculous and i want it

[on etsy here]

(via randomly-relevant)

5,226 notes

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

(via orgasmic-humor)

760,792 notes

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real

(Source: sandandglass, via quactopus)

241,112 notes

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via rejectedbenandjerrysflavors)

485,582 notes

rejectedbenandjerrysflavors:

Haaaaaaahahahaha I love Louie he gives no fucks

(Source: nasty-like-nas)

24,095 notes

samanndriel:

I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out

(via durnb-baby)

231,768 notes

rejectedbenandjerrysflavors:

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING

200,355 notes

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

(Source: twitter.com, via ruinedchildhood)

35,446 notes

omg

(Source: wliiagifs, via orgasmic-humor)

12,948 notes

fuckyeaharonkwak:

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

HOLY

(via the-dirtybubble)

165,872 notes

ottermatopoeia:

my ride’s here later losers

(Source: hexotic-lifestyle, via orgasmic-humor)

115,894 notes

spoooky-punk:

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

(via donutgrail)

149,605 notes

zayny:

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

good thing i’m both

image

(Source: brotherblaze, via ruinedchildhood)

1,214,460 notes

sunday-thought:

Sunday Thoughts
October 5, 2014


i love this

sunday-thought:

Sunday Thoughts

October 5, 2014

i love this

(via naked-yogi)

3,262 notes