sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via mor-phing)

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(Source: liberalsarecool, via the-frostiest-of-butts)

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mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more, via orgasmic-humor)

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via trustyoursenses)

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tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

(via orgasmic-humor)

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krxs10:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

If this isn’t the best thing you’ve ever heard you’re lying

(via trustyoursenses)

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videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

(via slayboybunny)

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nickdrake:

The Addams Family

(via thatgroovychick)

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macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Little monks having a snowfight in Shaolin Monastery Henan, China

Little monks having a snowfight in Shaolin Monastery Henan, China

(Source: mingsonjia, via mor-phing)

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lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

(via ruinedchildhood)

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fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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"The reason music exists has something to do with making a direct physical connection with the body, without actual touch being involved. The way sound waves affect you is powerful and extremely direct. It can change your mood and the way you perceive things—and change your consciousness."

Rostam Batmanglij (via housebluth)

(Source: teamvampireweekend, via queenoflame)

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(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via ruinedchildhood)

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via tiddlywig)

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